No, these aren’t on CSI.
Love that color bar, huh?
Yes, fecal samples.
“Has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor. Heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. What’s not to like?”
Words like “I think” and “Most likely” are great in places like TV crime shows, but if you work in biochemical sampling, they go in the swear jar. These people live and die by the certainty they offer their customers. Which is why it was fun to imagine them tossing a word like “Possibly” around the research lab.